Food For Thought!

A Pooper Scooper, one of the more sanitary inventions by modern man. Well imagine if it was never invented? Sure we could just use plastic bags to pick up Dog shit, But what is the fun in that? No matter how many plastic bags you use, you always feel like you need to wash your hand after-wards regardless.

The Pooper Scooper, NOT ONLY a clever name, but a great invention!

HOWEVER! Imagine trying to use a Pooper Scooper in SPACE!??!?!?!

CRAZY TO THINK ABOUT AIN'T IT? FUCK YA

Thank god for gravity, or else the Pooper Scooper would be worthless...
Thank god for this man :



The Original scooper:


Now a Plethora of New Pooper Scooper idea's!:

HALLO-WEENIER!

Last night was pretty damn rad! As I said before, The Private Dancer's, and the Misfritz were playing at Past Times. It was AMAZING!

I got off work and headed home, called Andy and he came over with a bottle of Mount Gay Rum, and a Red Barron Pizza. Ate that and had a few drinks. Then decided to walk downtown.

The show was nuts, wayyyyyy too many people were there, and wayyyyy too much good loud music. Kari told me today that I knocked her over in the pit and didn't even try to help her up. I denied it at first mainly because I didn't remember it was loud and crowded, fuck. Well I logged into facebook today and I found this picture that I was tagged in, and if you look closely enough, you can see Kari in her Yoshi costume just sitting on the ground.




SORRY KARI!!!! <33

HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE ERA-(dead)-BODY

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!!

In honor of Halloween, we usually do a few things:

1. Go on a Killing Rampage (if your a murderer)
2. Dress up like a slut (if your a typical girl)
3. Eat lots and lots of CANDY! (YAY)
4. Go Trick or Treating! (DUH FREE CANDY!)
5. Get Drunk and Dance like an Idiot (Why not? I mean you already look like a retard in your costume)

So in order to follow along with the tradition and to comply with all these guide lines, you should go our to Past Time's tonight for a Halloween Punk show.

Winter Is Here!

With COLD temperatures hitting through out California, Winter has arrived. Today being the Day before Halloween, multiple resorts opened throughout the World's Greatest State of California. Boreal re-opened today with 20 features. A jump line amd a rail line. By far the best opening they have pulled yet. (Besides it was their Second re-opening THIS SEASON.) I had the chance to ride Boreal earlier today, I will post pictures later. It was AMAZING AND FUN, super-extra ordinarly-pooptastic FUN.

Also around the Lake Tahoe Area, Mt. Rose opened a run as well today. It is the magic carpet run, but it is still shred!

Heading down south : Mt. High and Bear Mtn. both opened to the public today!!! On a slight change of event's, Mammoth is not yet open. Mammoth also does not plan on re-opening until Nov. 7th.

In mu opionion with all these resorts throughout California to snowboard at daily, WINTER IS HERE AND IT IS EARLY!

THANK YOU SNOW GOD OR GOD'S, ALSO THANK YOU EL NINO!


Bear Mtn:


Boreal:



Mountain High:

Have you ever wandered about Hitlers thoughts on Reverse Cambe?

here it is



re-think reverse camber, Hitler was a smart guy... WELL NOT REALLY, but he was smart enough to stay away from reverse camber

Bro-Cal So-Cal

I am in Newport Beach this week, visiting family, friends, and surfing. I am crashing at Lyndsy Turdley's house right on the beach. This evening I decided to walk the 3 blocks down to the local super marker to grab a pizza and something to drink. As I was walking across the street a guy walking his dog saw me wearing all black, except for my shoes. He yells "Blah Blah, just like this FAGGOT over here in the red shoes!" So I turn and look at him and he is wearing a RED hoodie.

Really man? You just gave me something to laugh at instead of yourself.

I hope this guy was sooo incredibly high that he forgot he was wearing a red hoodie and when he got home from walking his dog, he looks at himself and cusses himself out for being a faggot in red.

I LOVE SO CAL

MAMMOTH DUMPAGE!

IT HAS BEEN DUMPING IN MAMMOTH! 20-25 INCH BASE, AND HAVE GOT 20 INCH'S DURING THIS LAST STORM

FRIDAY OCTOBER 16TH IS OPENING DAY AND THEY ARE HANDING OUT FREE TICKETS!!!