Bro-Cal So-Cal

I am in Newport Beach this week, visiting family, friends, and surfing. I am crashing at Lyndsy Turdley's house right on the beach. This evening I decided to walk the 3 blocks down to the local super marker to grab a pizza and something to drink. As I was walking across the street a guy walking his dog saw me wearing all black, except for my shoes. He yells "Blah Blah, just like this FAGGOT over here in the red shoes!" So I turn and look at him and he is wearing a RED hoodie.

Really man? You just gave me something to laugh at instead of yourself.

I hope this guy was sooo incredibly high that he forgot he was wearing a red hoodie and when he got home from walking his dog, he looks at himself and cusses himself out for being a faggot in red.

I LOVE SO CAL